NatWest Series
England v West Indies Pictures, Chester-le-Street, Sat 15 July 2000

Thank goodness it lasted only one day (Jacobs/Campbell)	Batting and bowling don't work - I'll try praying	Nice one, Marcus
It makes you proud to be English	This time a week ago I thought they would be sending for a different sort of men in white coats	Stewart and Trescothick - more than a match for West Indies
Mr Stewart, can I have our ball back?	Ouch - but the real body-blow was suffered by West Indies	I'm fed up with cricket: think I'll try the shot-put ....
... or maybe crown-green bowling	If that doesn't beat them, nothing will	Boundary-thumping - a Trescothick trick of the trade
Look here, I can beat them on one leg	I put my shirt on England to win	Rose? White? Aren't we in some sort of fairy-tale?
Now Somerset has given the world something to talk about except cider	Powell - think what I might have done if I had been here from the start of the tour	To do a proper High-fives you need to be taller than you lot
When that one comes down it will have icicles for Flintoff to catch	Gayle caught by Thorpe	He should stick to running - he's more successful at it
Look out! Vinnie Jones is about.	Home, James, and don't spare the blushes	Nice one, Alan, and don't stay away so long again
I used to hit a lot of these once	With a hop ...	... a skip ...
The other one's jumped right off the page